THE 7 STAGES OF SEX

1st Stage

Smurf Sex - This is when you first meet someone and
you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

2nd Stage

Kitchen Sex - This is when you have been with your
partner for a short time and you are so horny you will
have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

3rd Stage

Bedroom Sex - This is when you have been with your
partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine
and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

4th Stage

Hallway Sex - This is when you have been with your
partner for too long. When you pass each other in the
hallway you both say "screw you".

5th Stage

Courtroom Sex - This is when you cannot stand your
wife/hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and
FUCKS you in front of everyone.

6th Stage

Religious Sex - This is when you get Nun in the
morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

7th Stage

Social Security Sex - This is when you get a little
each month. But not enough to live on!