MASTERCARD WEDDING?
Also known as: "Clemson Wedding" or "Wedding Revenge."
[This is NOT a true story. It's a really enjoyable Urban Legend, and I love it!]
You got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD!
"Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow!"
good story, but ain't true. still pretty funny!!!!
I absolutely love the story, however untrue it may be. I believe that marriage should not be entered into lightly and this is just more proof. The kind of behavior described happens quite frequently apparently from both sides. I wish some one did have the balls to pull off a stunt like this. I am concerned if they did it in Texas though that the Judge might not be so amused and might make him go through all kinds of counseling and legal hoops before granting the annullment.
No, Crystal, it is NOT true. You could read about it at:
http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp
The story is especially revealing of our human capacity to believe.
Dude, I was THERE!! I swear it, I still have the photo, you wanna see???
Yes, I do want to see. When did this wedding take place?
Yes. When did this wedding take place?
i would like to see the pic if it is true if it's not it is still funny
one of my friends printed this out and let me read it. i hope that it is true b/c if that happen to me then i would do the same thing probably b/c what that girl did is just plain B-S.
Actually is true... http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/sex/a/mastercard_wed.htm
MW Responds: Actually, if you were to READ that page, it also lists this as false.
Did they do the chicken dance
well jay leno says it true and yes its true
wow...if you believe that I have some land I could sell you.....
If it where true there would be video all over the net. You dont do something like that and not get it on tape!
Donn, Dude... where r u... if u were there post the photo. or post ur photo.... ha ha...
Makka,
Dude... where r u... if u were there post the photo. or post ur photo.... have u gone to attend another one like this... do u attend weddings like this every day??? ha ha...
Ideally there would be no stories like this one, but hey, people cheat on their "loved" ones all the time, so I guess we want this payback to have happened because of that.
What Leno is concerned; he is a lie. Or did I lie just now?
Good story though.
Wish I was there
What's wrong with you people? This is not a funny story. Why did the bride's family and all the guests have to get screwed out of time and money because of her indiscretion? If it were true I would expect him to get sued and loose.
funny as helll - mastercard commercial not worth it bcuz soo many ppl havent read this story so wouldnt get it.
It's a funny story but it doesn't have the ring of truth.300 guests means 300 8x10s. Means more than 300 bucks to do what? And that's not all...
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